Monday, April 11, 2005
I WANT SOME PUSSY
Is there anything more ridiculous than lying on one's dick? This has been an obsession of men forever I would imagine. It is not uncommon for a man to multiply the number of kills by five when talking to other men. It is industry standard for the same man to divide the said (never truthfully) number by at least two when talking to a woman.
So to everyone out there lying on your dick, we know. We can tell you that your ugly ass has not bedded "At least sixty, dude." And if you only stuck the head in it doesn't count.
